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Of the 417 commandments, only a single one of the 417 has found ministerial obedience; multiply and replenish the earth. To it sinner & saint, scholar & ignoramus, Christian & savage are alike loyal.

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Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

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It was a splendid population - for all the slow, sleepy, sluggish-brained sloths stayed at home - you never find that sort of people among pioneers - you cannot build pioneers out of that sort of material. It was that population that gave to California a name for getting up astounding enterprises and rushing them through with a magnificent dash and daring and a recklessness of cost or consequences, which she bears unto this day - and when she projects a new surprise the grave world smiles as usual and says, "Well, that is California all over.

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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.

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Explore. Dream. Discover.

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If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

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