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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.

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I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with the blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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The wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling.

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We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing and predatory as it is - in our country particularly, and in all other Christian countries in a somewhat modified degree - it is still a hundred times better than the Christianity of the Bible, with its prodigious crime- the invention of Hell.

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When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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