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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

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Where was the use, originally, in rushing this whole globe through in six days? It is likely that if more time had been taken in the first place, the world would have been made right, and this ceaseless improving and repairing would not be necessary now. But if you hurry a world or a house, you are nearly sure to find out by and by that you have left out a towhead, or a broom-closet, or some other little convenience, here and there, which has got to be supplied, no matter how much expense or vexation it may cost.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.

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I am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me. To misplace an adverb is a thing which I am able to do with frozen indifference; it can never give me a pang. There are subtleties which I cannot master at all - they confuse me, they mean absolutely nothing to me - and this adverb plague is one of them.

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The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

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