Mark Twain Quotes, Love You Quotes

In love, you pay as you leave.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. So many look to eradicate fear from their lives, when that is an impossible task. You can certainly experience moments in absence of fear, however accept that fear will be with you whenever you are in the process of living creatively. The challenge is to go ahead regardless, simply notice the feeling and manage being courageous.

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It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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