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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

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Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

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Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

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...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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Dance like nobody's looking.

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....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

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Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and furnish him with his orders: Depart into the uttermost corners of the earth and, diligently do your appointed work. Persecute the sick child, settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester and sting, worry and fret and madden the worn and tried mother who watches by the child and humbly prays for mercy and relief with the pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.

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It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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