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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

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A distinguished man should be as particular about his last words as he is about his last breath. He should write them out on a slip of paper and take the judgment of his friends on them. He should never leave such a thing to the last hour of his life, and trust to an intellectual spurt at the last moment to enable him to say something smart with his latest gasp and launch into eternity with grandeur.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

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We are all beggars, each in his own way.

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A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.

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