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Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine.

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The citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal, he is a traitor. That he may be the only one who thinks he sees this decay, does not excuse him: it is his duty to agitate anyway, and it is the duty of others to vote him down if they do not see the matter as he does.

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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I ain't opposed to spending money on circuses, when there ain't no other way, but there ain't no use in wasting it on them.

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

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I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Is not this insanity plea becoming rather common? Is it not so common that the reader confidently expects to see it offered in every criminal case that comes before the courts?... Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

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I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

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