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There isn't any way to libel the human race.

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Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

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Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young, the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom, and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above, it was green with vegetation, and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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I will gradually drop this subject of graveyards. I have been trying all I could to get down to the sentimental part of it, but I cannot accomplish it. I think there is no genuinely sentimental part to it. It is all grotesque, ghastly, horrible.

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A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started

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It is better to support schools than jails.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

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Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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