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Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.

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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'

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The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.

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I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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Travel is fatal to bigotry.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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A wanton waste of projectiles.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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If there is one thing that is really cheerful in the world, it is cheerfulness. I have noticed it often. And I have noticed that when a man is right down cheerful, he is seldom unhappy for the time being. Such is the nature of man.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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