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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

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Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

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It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

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The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

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He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel like that.

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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My mind changes often ... People who have no mind can easily be steadfast and firm, but when a man is loaded down to the guards with it, as I am, every heavy sea of foreboding or inclination, maybe of indolence, shifts the cargo.

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It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

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