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In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first time, and in the same hour I renewed my youth, to outward appearance, by mounting a bicycle for the first time. The spectacles stayed on.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

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But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can stand still a year. It grows - it must grow; nothing can prevent it.

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