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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

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Perfect grammar - persistent, continuous, sustained - is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it.

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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

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The calamity that comes is never the one we had prepared ourselves for.

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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

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A distinguished man should be as particular about his last words as he is about his last breath. He should write them out on a slip of paper and take the judgment of his friends on them. He should never leave such a thing to the last hour of his life, and trust to an intellectual spurt at the last moment to enable him to say something smart with his latest gasp and launch into eternity with grandeur.

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The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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