Mark Twain Quotes, Laughter Quotes, Cutting Quotes

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.

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If I can capture truth in its simplest form, beauty will follow like a sledgehammer.

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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging? Framed in a more positive light, this tells us also that if we wish to accomplish a particular thing then we need to increase our level of desire for that thing and to create or seek out the opportunities and right environment for it to happen without fail.

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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I have been cautioned to talk but be careful not to say anything. I do not consider this a difficult task.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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