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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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There's nobody for me to attack in this matter even with soft and gentle ridicule-and I shouldn't ever think of using a grown up weapon in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't venture to attack the clergymen whom you mention, for I have their habits and live in the same glass house which they are occupying. I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.

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After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.

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Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring the light of their dark-lanterns over some books they found, and thus absorbing moral truths and getting moral uplift. The whole course of their lives would have been changed. As it was, they kept straight on in their immoral way and were sent to jail. For all I know, they may next be sent to Congress.

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