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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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Do not offer a compliment and ask a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement.

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We Americans are the most lavish and showiest and most luxury loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

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An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth a fact that is recognized by the law of libel .

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If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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Man is a marvelous curiosity...he thinks he is the Creator's pet...he even believes the Creator loves him; has passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks he listens. Isn't it a quaint idea.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.

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A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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