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The worst thing you can do to a man is to tell him he can have what he wants.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

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Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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Travel is lethal to prejudice.

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We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.

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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

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The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak.

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There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail.

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The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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I do not see how astronomers can help feeling exquisitely insignificant, for every new page of the Book of the Heavens they open reveals to them more and more that the world we are so proud of is to the universe of careening globes as is one mosquito to the winged and hoofed flocks and herds that darken the air and populate the plains and forests of all the earth. If you killed the mosquito would it be missed? Verily, What is Man, that he should be considered of God?

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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