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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and hypocrisies and cruelties that make up civilization, and cause me to put in the rest of the day pleading for the damnation of the human race. I cannot seem to get my prayers answered, yet I do not despair.

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Pilgrim's Progress , about a man that left his family, it didn't say why. I read considerable in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough.

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There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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