Mark Twain Quotes, Waiting Quotes, Worth The Wait Quotes

All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no.

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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.

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I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; they scramble for little mean advantages over each other; age creeps upon them; infirmities follow; ...those they love are taken from them, and the joy of life is turned to aching grief. It comes at last--the only unpoisoned gift earth ever had for them--and they vanish from a world where they were of no consequence, ...a world which will lament them a day and forget them forever.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.

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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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