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Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

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Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

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We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. It is said that leaders are readers. However if they read trashy magazines for the majority of their time and they never run with the information that they glean from resourceful books, then they may as well have not taken any time to read at all. It is easier to stay out than get out.

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It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.

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Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.

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The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

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We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya, was not in season. It has a soft pulp, like a pawpaw, and is eaten with a spoon.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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