Mark Twain Quotes, Coffee Quotes, Wine Quotes

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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Life was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after 40, and I disputed it. Three years ago he asked me to testify again: I counted my graves, and there was nothing for me to say. I am old; I recognize it but I don't realize it. I wonder if a person ever really ceases to feel young - I mean, for a whole day at a time.

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Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

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If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

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The best of us would rather be popular than right.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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There isn't any way to libel the human race.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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