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A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing, the most formidable influence, in the earth. They move the human race to willing and spontaneous respect for the judge, the general, the admiral, the bishop, the ambassador, the frivolous earl, the idiot duke, the sultan, the king, the emperor. No great title is efficient without clothes to support it.

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I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

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Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.

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The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.

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It's so damned humiliating.

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Don't wait the time is never just right.

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It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".

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There is no humor in heaven.

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