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The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

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Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

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Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare.

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In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

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Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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Knighterrantry is a most chuckleheaded trade, and it is tedious hard work, too, but I begin to see that there is money in it, after all, if you have luck. Not that I would ever engage in it, as a business, for I wouldn't. No sound and legitimate business can be established on a basis of speculation. A successful whirl in the knighterrantry line--now what is it when you blow away the nonsense and come down to the cold facts? It's just a corner in pork, that's all.

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