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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat. Perhaps a couple of whales would be enough.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

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From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

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We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things.

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

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The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter; the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression from his sense that no stranger is going to see what he is writing.

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Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

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There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

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Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

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The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking. The walking is good to time the movement of the tongue by, and to keep the blood and the brain stirred up and active; the scenery and the woodsy smells are good to bear in upon a man an unconscious and unobtrusive charm and solace to eye and soul and sense; but the supreme pleasure comes from the talk.

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