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One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

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I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

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The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since they are also above the reach of the ablest minds in the country; after all the fuss and all the talk, not one of those doctrines has been conclusively proven to be the right one and the best.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.

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When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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