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When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

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If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

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Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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In my schoolboy days I had no aversion to slavery. I was not aware there was anything wrong about it. No-one arraigned it in my hearing; the local papers said nothing against it; the local pulpit taught us that God approved it, that it was a holy thing, and that the doubter need only look in the Bible if he wished to settle his mind.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

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