Mark Twain Quotes, Law Quotes, Watches Quotes

Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.

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So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays. What you do today is important, because you are sacrificing a day of your life for it. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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As a rule we develop a borrowed European idea forward, and ... Europe develops a borrowed American idea backwards.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

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Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.

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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

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My father and I were always on the most distant terms when I was a boy--a sort of armed neutrality, so to speak. At irregular intervals this neutrality was broken, and suffering ensued; but I will be candid enough to say that the breaking and the suffering were always divided up with strict impartiality between us--which is to say, my father did the breaking, and I did the suffering.

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