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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Life, Lady Stutfield, is simply a mauvais quart d'heure made up of exquisite moments.

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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

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Lord AUGUSTUS:(looking around) Time to educate yourself, I suppose. DUMBY: No, time to forget all I have learned. That is much more important.

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He is some brainless, beautiful creature, who should always be here in winter when we have no flowers to look at, and always here in the summer when we want something to chill our intelligence.

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There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtures are not real to him. His sins, if there are such thing as sins, are borrowed. He becomes an echo of someone else's music, an actor of a part that has not been written for him.

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Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

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MRS ALLONBY Is she such a mystery? LORD ILLINGWORTH She is more than a mystery - she is a mood. MRS ALLONBY Moods don't last. LORD ILLINGWORTH It is their chief charm.

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Sometimes, the unnecessary is necessary.

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Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.

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Lots of people act well, but few people talk well. This shows that talking is the more difficult of the two.

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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.

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The girl never really lived, and so she has never really died.

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[on his deathbed in a Paris hotel room] Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

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He wanted to be where no one would know who he was. He wanted to escape from himself.

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The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture and contemplation become almost impossible.

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