Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
cute story:
Ye dosto ki mehfil Ye rato ko jagna..
Gaaliyan sunke hasna phir juta leke piche bhagna
Bhabhi/jiju bolke dost ki gf/bf ko chidana
Ek samose mein 10 tukde baatna
pagalo ki tarah dusre ka dimag chatna..
Mar khake fir muskurana..
Kharch karna h par paise chupate h..
Ye sab ek din kho jayega..
Jivan shayad tanha ho jayega..
Fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge..
Aur apne dosto ko galiyan de kar fir
bulaya karenge..
Dedicated 2 my frnds 4evr... Like u.
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
by:DjRahul
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye
Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye
Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye
Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye
Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay
Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Yah dosti chirag hai ,isse jalaye rakhana
yah dosti gul hai isse khilaye rakhana.
Hum rahe na rahe iss jahan main.
Bus hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhana.
Milana bichudna sab kismato ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat to kahidilo ka mail hai,
Bik jaye hai har riste iss duniya me,
Sirf dost hi dost ko kam kaam aata hai.
Dosti wo anmol rista hai,Jo bade yatno se khoji jati hai
Prem, mukut, komal dhage me piro kar moti,
Haar gale ka ban jati hai.
A friendship story:
1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile Liya.
2nd frnd:waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1st frnd:mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai".
Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain
Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain
Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain
Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….
Arz kiya hai.
Dost,
Chera har kisi ko dikhaya nahin jata,
man mein har kisi ko basaya nahin jata,
marey dost, yai dil, mahez dil nahin, ek mandir hai
har kisi ko, is main basaya nahin jata.
Kareeb aao, merey dost bano, marey hamraz bano,
dosti cheez hai keya, marey dost bataingey tumehen,
Ye who subha hai jis ki na sham hoti hai,
ye who umr hai jo kabhi na tamam hoti hai,
jo kartin hain isey who duniya ko bhool jatey hain,
duniya un ko yad karti hai, woh duniya ko yad atey hain.
Yaad Aate Hai Woh School k
Din...
Na Jaate The school Dosto k
Bin... Kaisi thi Woh Dosti,
Kaisa tha Woh Pyar...
Ek Din Judaai Se Darte the Jab Ata Tha Shaniwar...
Chalte-2
Patharo Pe Marte the
Tokhar...
Kabhi Has kar Chalte Kabhi
Naraz Ho kar... Kandhe Pe Bag
Liye, haath Mein Takhti Aur Pani... Kise Pata tha
Bachpan ki Yeh Dosti ko Bichda
Degi Ye Jawani... Yaad Aate Hai
Woh Ink Se Range
Haath...
Kya Din The Jab Karte The Lunch Saath... Chuttiki
Ghanti
Sun kar he bhag
Kar Class Se Bahar Aana,
phir Haste-2 Dosto se Mil Jana...
KHHAAASSHHH !!! Woh Dost Aaj
Bhi Mil Jaate,
Tho Dil mein Phir Se Dosti k
Phool Khil
Jaate...!
Paiso ka khel
.
Mere bhi kabhi dost hua karte the. Ek do nhi jada hi hua karte the
Ek din ki bta hai me jab so kar Utah to mere pas kuchh nhi bacha tha
Mene apne dosto ko jab bhi call kara to mujhe ek hi jabab mila dost abhi mere pas time nhi hai E mere dosto kabhi wo din the jab tum sab mere hi satha rehte the
Ab apne aap ko. Apne aap se kaha hai mere man nhi hai dost koi. Dosti to paisa hai
Jo kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dost or dusamn bana sakta hai
Albida dosti
Albida dosti
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Ae Dost Teri Yaad Mein Dil Ka Usool Hai
Hum Tujh Ko Bhul Jaayege Yeh Teri Bhool Hai
Meri Aankhon Se Koi Aansu Na Nikla Lekin
Ghar Ke Har Dar Se Rone Ki Sada Aati Hai
Shikwe Bhi Ziyaada Hai Aur Shikaayat Bhi Bohat Hai
Aur Iss Ke Liye Dil Mein Mohabbat Bhi Bohat Hai
Tum “ANJAN” Se Bichad Jao Toh Yun Maayus Na Hona
Kyunki Rishto Ke Nibhaane Mein Musibat Bhi Bohat Hai
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
thoko like
A boy proposed a girl but She rejected.
HE was not sad.....his friend asked. .
y u r not sad??
Boy :Y should I????
I lost 1 who never loved me. . .
but she lost 1 who really loved her.....:-(
A Heart Touching Story:-
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost
sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko
bhiga jati,
Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi
pav chu le..
Main kabhi tumhe maaf nahi
karunga…!
AJEEB HOTE HAIN YE DOST....
AJEEB HOTE HAIN YE DOST.....
KABHI GALTI SE MISS CALL JAYE TO CALL KARNE KI SOCHTE HI NAHI...
AUR GIRF FRIEND KE MISS CALL KA FOREN REPLY DETE HAIN...
GF KE LIYE DOSTO SE JHAGDA KARTE REHTE HAIN...
DOST KO BHI APNA DUSMAN SAMAJHTE HAIN...
KYA SIRF WO MUHABBAT KARTE HAI...
SKT NE FARMAYA HAI:-
KARNA MOHAABAT TO GUM KE NAAM SE KARO.
NA KOI KHUSI NA KOI ZAAM SE KARO.
DIL TO TUMHARA TUTEGA HI..
DIL KO DIL MEIN HI RAKHO NAHI TO SAMANDAR MEIN DOOB JAYA KARO...
Me and my frnd story:
1: dekh maine naya mobileLiya.
2: waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2: tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1: mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2: saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai"