ZINDAGI.. Yaani Kya? Ek Dhundli si Shaam,
4 Frnds, 4 Cup Chai, 1 Table!!
ZINDAGI.. Yani Kya? College ke Dost, Bunk
Kiya hua Lecture, 1 Kachori, 2 Samose aur
Bill par honewala Jhagda!
ZINDAGI.. Yani kya? Phone Uthate hi Padne
wali Dost ki Meethi si Gali, Aur Sorry Kehne
Par, 1 Aur Gaali!!
ZINDAGI.. Yani Kya? Kuch Salo Baad, Achnak
Purane Dosto ki Yaad! 1 SMS, Dhundhli Padi
Kuch Bhegi Yadein aur, Ankho mein Aye hue
Aansu!!
Dedicated to All Frnds. luv u frndz ♥ ♥ ♥
Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain
Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain
Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain
Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
dosti pe pyer kurban
ek dost garib tha or dosra amir tha par dono ko kisi bhi bta ka koe fark nhi padta tha dono ki dosti me kabhi koe bhi kami nhi thi ek din ek ladki college me aati hai dono man hi man us se pyer karte the par us ladki se nhi bol pate the dono dost ek dosre ko bhi nhi bataya tha ki wo us ladki se pyer karte the ek din ek dost ko pat chal jata hai ki vivek bhi us ladki se pyer karta hai dosra dost apna ap hi dor ho jata hai or apne pyer ko dosti ke liye kurban kar deta hai
A friendship story:
1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile Liya.
2nd frnd:waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1st frnd:mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai".
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
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"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
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Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
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Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Kaun aayega yahan?
Na koi aaya hoga..
Mera darwaja hawaon ne hilaya hoga
Dil-e-nadan na dhadak
Koi khat leke padosi ke ghar aaya hoga
Gul se lipti hui titali ko gira kar dekho
Aandhiyon tumne darakhto ko to giraya hoga
Aye sanam,pardes mei mat yaad karo apna makan
Abke barisho ne use tod giraya hoga…………
Yah dosti chirag hai ,isse jalaye rakhana
yah dosti gul hai isse khilaye rakhana.
Hum rahe na rahe iss jahan main.
Bus hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhana.
Milana bichudna sab kismato ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat to kahidilo ka mail hai,
Bik jaye hai har riste iss duniya me,
Sirf dost hi dost ko kam kaam aata hai.
Dosti wo anmol rista hai,Jo bade yatno se khoji jati hai
Prem, mukut, komal dhage me piro kar moti,
Haar gale ka ban jati hai.
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!