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  • Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Heart Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Heart Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dad Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Military Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Army Quotes