George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Army Quotes

We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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The secret to humor is surprise.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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