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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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