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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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