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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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Please don't kill me!

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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