George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Texas Quotes

The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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