BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s .
Full heart touching love story
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है,
चाहते है जिसे दिलो-जान-सनम,
अकसर उसे गम दे जाते है,
प्यार करने से रोका नही पर,
निभाना है कैसे उससे ये जाना नही,
करके वफँऐ भी हम उससे,
निभाना है कैसे ये जानते नही,
प्यार तो हम करते है बहुत,
सनम पर दिखाना हम जानते नही,
चाह कर भी पा ना सके जिसे,
उससे अकसर अपना मानते नही,
जाने ऐसा क्युँ होता है,
जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है...!
BY- OR धान्धल
choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
`
Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
`
Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
Tere Hone Par Bhi Khud Ko Tanhaa Samjhoon.
Main Be-Wafa Hoon, Ya Tujh Ko Be-Wafa Samjhoon.?
Teri Be-Rukhi Se Waqt To Guzar Gaya Hai Mera.
Yeh Khud Daari Hai, Ya Teri Adaa Samjhoon.
Tere Baad Kya Haal Huwa Hai Mera..
Yeh Teri Inaayat Hai, Ya Sazaa Samjhoon.
Zakham Dete Ho Aur Marham Bhi Lagaate Ho",
Yeh Teri Aadat Hai, Yaa Adaa Samjhoo.
Manzile Bhi Us ki Thi Aur Rasta Bhi Usi Ka
Tha Aik Main Akehla Tha Kafila Bhi Usi Ka Tha.
Saath Saath Chalney ki Such Bhi Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalney ka Feslah Bhi Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akehla Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Khuda Bhi Usi Ka Tha ?
TO KHUDA BOLA--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka.....?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Tera Tha....
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
1 ladki ne god se pucha : what is love, god ne
kaha jao bag me se ek
phool lao,
vo ladki phool
lene gai use 1 phul
pasand aaya par wo
jayda sundar phul chahti
thi ,
wo aage chali gayi
lekin use achha phul na
mila !
Jab wo wapis vo
phul lene gayi use vo
phool bhi na mila ,
vo
bahut pachtai or god ko
akar bataya,
God say- THIS IS LOVE
Jab pyar pas hota hai to
uski kadra nahi hoti or
uske jane k baad uska
ehsas hota hai :-(
~~♥ sanju ♥~~
Story of MATH ...... :)
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.
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He kuldeep
Sab kuch apna teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Main ja raha hu ab teri khusiyo ke sansaar se,
Viraan hai jahan dil bhi udaas hai
Ab kabhi na lautenge vo beete din bahaar ke,
Ek haseen khwaab mila vo bhi bhi chaar din ke liye
Bahut dekhe hain humne hausle yahan pyaar ke,
Khud se bhi begaane ho gaye, ek tere liye
Mout jaise thoker lagi is dil pe tere ek inkaar se,.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi seja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larkyko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi MeTume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car seTakrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu UsMobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likhatha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi MeMar jaun ga”
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi..
* Ramesh *
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi KBadle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear KoRoad Pe Fek Dia.Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe GayaLekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use TakkarMaar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us LadkiNeTeddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya OrTab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Real Love Story
1 Larki 1 Larke se boht
pyar karti thi-
Larki ne Larke ko shadi-
ke Liye purpose kiya
Larke ne Larki se kaha-
K 3 din mere bagher reh Lo-
bina baat
bina dekhe
to me tumsy shadi kr Lunga
Larki maan jati hy-
3 din baad jab Larki-
Aati hy to Larke ki death ho jati hai-
.
Larka Larki K Liye-
1 Letter chood jata hy-
.
JIS Pe LIKHA HOTA Hai K-
JAB 3 DIN MERE BGER REH SKTI-
HO TO PURI ZINDGI B REH LO Gi
MaGaR MAIn NaHI REH SAKta
This-is-LOVE
♥1 PiyaR KI KahanI♥
""-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-""
Ek Parinda Safed Phool Se Pyar Kar Betha!
Kafi Din Bad Parinde Ne Phool Ko Prpose Kia..!
Phool Ne Kaha Jab Me Safed Se Lal Ban Jaoga..!
Tab Tumse Pyaar Karonga....!
Parinde Ne Apni Chonch Se Apna Pet Kat Dia.
"OR"
Sara Khoon Phool K Upar Ja gira...!
Phool Safed Se Lal Ho Gaya....
"OR"
Phool Ko Parinde Se Pyar Ho Gaya...!
Par Aafsoos Parinda Zinda Nahi Raha...!
♥YeH H SachA PiyaR♥
By- OR Dhandhal♥♥
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria