Garibi page 2
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Ladka ghar pe jata hai or bahut hi jada rota hai ladkae ke ghar wale puchhtie hai kya hua par ladka kuchh nhi kehta
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Ladka. Ladki ko nhi dikhta. Ek din ladki. Ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki kaha hai apka dost par ladke ka dost kuchh nhi bolta or chala jata hai
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Ek saal ho jata hai. Ladki college me chali jati hai. Or ladki roj ladke ka eantjar karti par ladka nhi dikhta
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.Ek din ladki
Baki hai
==> A cute love story <==
Boy - kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu
Girl - nahi
Boy - kya tum mere saat rehna chahti ho
Girl - nahi
Boy - Augar main mrr gya to tum rougi
Girl - nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gya usey bahut dukh huaa aur wo rone laga
Ladki - ne usey apne kareeb kiya Aur kaha tum pyare nahi Balki bahut khubsurat ho
Main tumhare shaat rehna nahi balki jeena chahti hun
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to main roungi nahi mrr jaungi..
Khamosh raaho me tera saath chahiye
Tnha hai mera hath, tera haath chahiye
Mujhko mere muqadar pr itna yakeentoo hai
Tujhko bhi mere lafz, meri baat chahiye
Me khud apni shayri ko kiya acha kehta
Mujhko teri tareef, teri daad chahiye
Ehsaas-e-mohabb at tere waste hai lekin
Junoon-e-ishk ko teri soghat chahiye
Tu mujhko paane ki khahaish rakhti ho lakin
Jene k liye teri mulaakat
chahiye !!!!
Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.
By - santu maity
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Abhi shukla
Teri yad ne mere dil ko sja rakha hai
tere pyar me sab ko bhula rakha hai
kuch acha nahi legta teri judai ke bad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha hai
tera milna to ab ek khawab hi lagta hai
najayaj ab kyo dil ko bhula rakha hai
sab kuch lut gya hamara tere pyar me
teri yad ko palko me chupa rakha hai
muqadar se milte hain bichar kya warna
aj bhi tera naam dil me saja rakha hai
najayaj koi nahe basta tere siva ankh me
ek teri tasvir ko dil me chupa rakha hai
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
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Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
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Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Tum HaQeeQat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho.
Jo M!Lay khuwab Main Wo DoLat Ho.
Main Tumaray Hi Dam Se Zinda Hon.
Mar Hi Jaon Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho.
Tum Ho khushbu k khuwabki khushbu.
Or Itnay Hi Be Muravat Ho.
kis Tarah Chor Dain Tumay Jana.
Tum Meri Zindgi ki Adat Ho.
kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aaina.
Tum To khud Se Bhi khoobsorat Ho.
Dastan khatam Honay WaliHai.
Tum Meri Aakhri Muhabbat Ho...
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan
par gaya
aur kaha Uparwale ke naam pe 1 aam
dedo,
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Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam
garib ko de
diya,
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Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey
nikaale aur
dukandaar ko diye to..
Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur
behtreen Aam
diye,
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Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha
orkaha-aye
khuda,
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Dekh Tujhe kya diya,
Aur Mujhe kya diya... :((
Main Sach Kehta Hun Logo Apne Zameer Ko Mat Khona..”
Yeh Poem Un Facebook Ke Pages & Admins Ke Liye Hai
Jo LIKES Ke Liye Kisi Ladki Ki Photo Chura kar Upload Karke Yeh puchte Hai
” Item Kaisi Hai ?? ” ” Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??”
Aap Sab Logo Se Request Hai, Aise
Post Ko “Like” Na Kare Aur Ho Sake
To Report As A Spam Kare…!!
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA.
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Ye meri real story hai
ek larka tha jo humer apne mai khus raheta tha. Us e ek larki se pyar ho gaya. Us larke ko sahas nahi hua wo us larki ko prapos nahi kar paya. Phis usne us larki ke frnd ko kaha uski frnd ne usko sab kuch kaha diya. Us larkine NA kar diye. Ye bat sunke larka bohot dukhi hua. Wo larka aj bhi us larki se pyar karta hai ek hi asa lekar uska wo asa tha ki "agar kavi wo use pyar kare"........ye mari life ki real story hai.......
Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu