Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
“Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr Ami Pittai Krengi To Abba G Kia Krenge?
Ye Dekhne K Ly Mei ne Ami Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unho Ne Kaha Bazar Se Dahi La 2, Me Na Laya, Unho Ne Salan Kam Dia Mei ne Zyda Pe Israr Kia, Unho Ne Kaha Peerhi pe Beth K Roti Khao Me Zameen Pe Beth Gya,
Kapry Maily Ker Leay, Mera Lehja B Ghustakhana Tha Muje Pori Twaqqa Thi K Ammi Zarur Maren Gi, Mgr Unho Ne Muje Seeny Sy Laga Kr Kaha
“Q Putar! Maa Sadqay Bemar To Nhi.”
LOVE STORY.....
EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KABHI BHI FAIL NAHI HOTA...
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
.
agree karte ho to thoko like...
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka milna or bate krna bnd ho gya vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:- jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?
♥♥TRUE LOVE ♥♥
Subah Uth Ke Ankhe Kholne Se Pehle Kisi
Ka Chehra Dekhne Ki Ichha Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Mandir Me Darshan Krte Waqt Kisi K Pas Khade Hone Ka Ehsas Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Pure Din Ki Thakan Jiske Sath Bethne Ki
Kalpna Se Hi Dur Ho Jaye Vo Pyar Hai,
Sir Kisi Ki God Me Rakh K Lage Ki Man
Halka Ho Gya Vo Pyar Hai,
Lakh Koshish Kar K Bhi Jise Nafrat
Na Kr Sake,Bhul Na Sake Vo Pyar Hai,
"OR"
Ye Padhte Waqt Jiska Chehra Nazar K Samne
Aaye To Hi Vo Aapka Pyar Hai...!!♥♥
Kuch Khawab Suhane Toot Gaye,
Kuch Yaar Purane Rooth Gaye...!!
Kuch Zakham Lage The Chehre Par,
Kuch Ander Se Hum Toot Gaye...!!
Kuch Hum The Tabiyat Ke Saada,
Kuch Log Begane Loot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apno Ne Badnaam Kiya,
Kuch Ban Afsane Jhoot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apni Shikasta Nao Thi,
Kuch Humse Kinaare Chhoot Gay
kisi ke kaam aae use insaan kehte hai..
paraya dard apnae use insan kehte hai..
kabhi dukh hai kabhi sukh hai.. isi ka naam jeevan hai...
jo mushkil se na ghabrae use insan kehte hai..
ye duniya ek uljhan hai, kahi dhoka kahi thokar..
koi has haske jeeta hai...koi jeeta hai ro rokar..
jo gir ke phir sambhal jae use insan kehte hai..
agr galti rulati hai, to raahe b dikhati hai...
insaan galti ka putla hai, jo aksar ho hijaati hai..
jo karle thik galti ko...use insan kehte hai..
True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai.
Anokhi love story:Ek ladka ek ladki ko boht pyar karta tha bo ladki love later me ladke ko sad love storyes likhti thi ek din ladki ne later likhne band kar diye. ladke ne ladki ki yaad me leter likhne shuru kr diye ta k ladki ki yaad na sataye
BOY:
Dekho Mene Naya Cell Lia!
GIRL:
Wah! Chalo “Taj” Me Party Dedo!
In Evning,
Dey Went To “Taj Palace Hotel”
(After Completing Diner)
GIRL:
Oye!
How Did U Manage Money For Dis Kind Of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Bech Dya!
Tm Se Barh K Thori Na Tha…:)
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare vai fai me password nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun.
Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga !
Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Koyla: Malik ke biwi se pyaar.
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
K.k
Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
.
.
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
.
MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
.
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
.
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
.
.
MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi