Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
`
Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
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Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
Kehte Hain 1000 Saal Pehle
Husn aur
Mohabbat Aapas
Mein Dost The. . .
Ek Raat Dono
Saath Baithe The. . .
Ke Itne Me Chaand NikaL Aaya. . .
Mohabbat Ne Chaand Ki Tareef Kardi. . .
Yeh Baat Husn Ko Nagawaar Guzri. . .
Uss Ne Mohabbat Ki Aankhen Nocch Li. . .
Bas Uss Din Se Mohabbat Andhi. . .
"aur"
Husn Zaalim Ho Gaya Hai.......! ORD♣
Anokhi love story:Ek ladka ek ladki ko boht pyar karta tha bo ladki love later me ladke ko sad love storyes likhti thi ek din ladki ne later likhne band kar diye. ladke ne ladki ki yaad me leter likhne shuru kr diye ta k ladki ki yaad na sataye
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
kisi ke kaam aae use insaan kehte hai..
paraya dard apnae use insan kehte hai..
kabhi dukh hai kabhi sukh hai.. isi ka naam jeevan hai...
jo mushkil se na ghabrae use insan kehte hai..
ye duniya ek uljhan hai, kahi dhoka kahi thokar..
koi has haske jeeta hai...koi jeeta hai ro rokar..
jo gir ke phir sambhal jae use insan kehte hai..
agr galti rulati hai, to raahe b dikhati hai...
insaan galti ka putla hai, jo aksar ho hijaati hai..
jo karle thik galti ko...use insan kehte hai..
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.
3-aur shak ne uske pyar ko dhire
dhire
khaana shuru kar diya wo ladke k 1 min
late reply ko
bhi bewafai
kehne lagi
usne ye bhi na socha k ladka job
karta
hai, Fir bhi ladka pehle jaisa tha us’se
jyada
baat karne laga
dhire dhire ladki ko kisi aur se
pyar ho
gaya usne ladke ko block kar diya
ladke ka dil tut gaya
ek pyaar ka ghar tut gaya
ladka haar chuka tha
usne facebbok use karna band
kar diya wo ladki aaj bhi khush nahi hai
kisi k
sath aur us ladke ko dhundhti bhi hai
Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.
She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
.
Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch
karoge?
.
Boy : No.
... .
Gal : waha tum mera hathpakdoge?
.
Boy : No.
.
Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
.
Boy : no..!!
.
Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni
behen k sath hi
chale jao na..!!
hahah :
Do pal
.
Aaj wo mere satha auto me gae par pure raste meri or uski koi bat nahi hui wo mere hi pas thi par mere pas hi bolne ke liye kuchh nahi tha
Auto me ek pal es tha jab mene kuchh bolne ki kosis ki par chup hi reha gaya
.
Wo auto se chali gae or me apni zindgi ke es pal ko
Yaad kar ke apni zindgi ko kosta raha
Or akele me ja kar apne ap ko bolta raha
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan
Ek ldki thi aur ldka tha ek duje se bhut pyr krte the zndgi bhar sath rahne ki kasme khai. aisa mod aya.ladki ne apno ke kahne par sastri se hath dikhya kundli me mera naam aya sabko pata chala ki hum dono ka rista h.sastri ne dosh dur karne ke liye upay btaya usne upay majak samajhkar kar liya aur dosh dur ho gya.uski zndgi se hmesha ke liye me dur ho gya mai dosh tha.ae khuda tumse puchta hu ki kya sacha pyr dosh h.maine suna tha sachhe pyr me khuda bhi sath deta h.aaj v intjar h