Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
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Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
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Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
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M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
.dosto me kisi se pyaar karta hu par wo mujha se nhi kisi or se pyaar karti hai wo mere ko dekh kar najar fer leti hai par me bas use hi dekhta rehta hu ye meri dil ki galti hai ya me ab usko bina dekhe rehe nhi sakta
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.wo mujhse nafart karti hai me use utna hi pyaar karta hu wo mujhe na mane apni zindgi par me use apni zindgi manta hu
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Wo chahe mujhse kitni bhi nafat kare par dil me bohi hai or hi rahegi
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Pehla pyaar bholaya nhi jata ya koi bhi pehla pyaar bhol nhi sakt
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एक इश्क नगरी की वादी थी,
जहाँ प्यार की नदियाँ बहती थी,
कुछ दिल-वाले भी रहते थे,
जो प्यार की बातेँ करते थे,
जब बहार का मौसम आता था,
और फुल प्यार के खुलते थे,
मस्त-नशीली रोतो मेँ,
प्यार से दो दिल मिलते थे,
एक रोज वो बस्ती बिखर गयी,
और प्यार की बस्ती उजर गयी,
और फिर हर दिल को सौग लगा,
और जीवन भर का रोग लगा,
दीवाने फिरते रहते है,
और हर एक से पुछा करते है,
इकरार किसी से तुम ना करना,
तुम प्यार किसी से ना करना...!♥
Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,
usne gulab ko propose kiya,
gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho
jaunga us din main tumse pyaar karunga,
jawab sunke chidiya gulab ke aas-pass katon
mein lotne lagi
aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhke gulab ne
bhi usse kaha ki wo usse pyaar karta hai
par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi.
isiliye kaha gaya hai ki sacche pyaar ka kabhi
inthaan nahi lena chahiye!
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
2 dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
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RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
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Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Par Ladka Business Ke Silsiley Mein Shahar Se Bahar Tha.
Isliye Usne 24 Rose Order Kiye Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhejne Ke Liye,
Rose Ke Saath Usne Likha: “Dear, Main Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bhej Raha Hun Jitne Saal Ki Tum Ho Gayi Ho”
Bhejte Hue Florist Ne Socha Ki Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achha Customer Hai,
Chalo Ise 10 Rose Free Mein De Deta Hoon, To Usne 24 Ki Jagah 34 Rose De Diye,
Aur Aaj Tak Ladka Nahi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua.
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
Sani>ek ladki ko love storyes likhna pasand tha
kajal>ek ladke ko story padhna pasand tha
sani>ladki sufi thi
kajal>ladka b sufi tha
sani>ladki ne ek din ladke ko leave kar diya or ladka bimar rehne lga
kajal>magar ladki ko ladke ki halat pta nhi thi
sani>or ladka mar gya ladki udas ho gayi or rone lagi
kajal>ladki ke sapne me ladka aaya or unki shadi ho gayi fir ladki kbi kisi se pyar na kar paayi.
True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhiaap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai
so u r in love
Garibi. Ke kuchh pal
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Pyaar se bada bana diya paisa ladka roj ki tarha school ja raha tha uski najar ek ladki par padti hai
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Yaha se ek tarfa pyaar ki pal soru hote hai ladka us ladki ko roj dekhta
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Ek din ladka himat karta hai or ladki se apne pyaar ka eajahr karta hai
Ladki kehti hai tere pas kya hai ladka bolta hai mai apko hames khus rakhuga par ladki fir se bolti hai tere pas kya hai ladka kuchh nhi bolta or chup
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Chala jata hai
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Abhi baki hai kuchh pal
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare vai fai me password nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun.
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,
Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.
Basaya Tha Dil Me Unhe Ye Chahat Ki Bat Thi.
Wo Pardeshi Nikale Fitrat Ki Bat Thi.
Wado Pe Unke Aaj Bhi Ji Rahe H Hum.
Hume Tha Intajar Adat Ki Bat Thi.
Ruswa Wo Kar Gaye Hume Sabke Samne.
Hum Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sake Sarafat Ki Bat Thi.
Chaha Humne Paya Kisi Or Ne Unhe.
Wo Mile Na Hume Kismat Ki Bat Thi.
Humari Dasta Sun Ke Sara Jaha Roya.
Sirf Hum Na Roye Himat Ki Bat Thi.
By -santu maity