Garibi page 2
.
Ladka ghar pe jata hai or bahut hi jada rota hai ladkae ke ghar wale puchhtie hai kya hua par ladka kuchh nhi kehta
.
.
.
.
Ladka. Ladki ko nhi dikhta. Ek din ladki. Ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki kaha hai apka dost par ladke ka dost kuchh nhi bolta or chala jata hai
.
.
.
.
Ek saal ho jata hai. Ladki college me chali jati hai. Or ladki roj ladke ka eantjar karti par ladka nhi dikhta
.
.
.Ek din ladki
Baki hai
The 1st ever status on Emptiness :)
Chk it out..Hope u all will like it ♥
~Nrip~
Kuch To Baat Humse Ki Hoti
To Ye Zindagi Aisi Nhi Hoti
Kehte Ho K Umeed Thi Tumhe Humse
Sach Hai Ye To Iski Umar Itni Kam Nhi Hoti
Ek Baar Humse Shikayat Agar Karte Tum To
Hum Ne Khud Me Tabdiliya Bhi Ki Hoti
Yuh Jo Saare Rah Badnaam Kr Rhe Ho Hame
Ek Baar Mere Es Dil Ki Bhi Sun Li Hoti
Hum Ne Utara Tha Tumhe Apni Ruh Me Ae Sanam
Kaash Ye Baat Tmne Hamari Aankho Me Dekh Li Hoti.
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
By - santu maity
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
.
.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
.
.
.
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
.
Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhiaap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai
so u r in love
Tum Raat Din Muje Sochte Ho
Kaho Na Kaho Hume Sab Pata He
Karu Kya Muje Tum Batate Nhi Ho
Chupate Ho Mujse Tumhari Khata He
Meri Bekarari Ko Hadse Badhana
Tume Khub Aata H Baate Banana
Bekarar Krke Mera Chain Lena
Sata Ke Mohbt Me Dard Dena
Dekhkar Muje Palke Jhukana
Shararat Nhi H To Fir Kya H
Tume Nind Ayegi Ab Na Mere Bin
Muje H Yakin Aisa Ayega 1 Din
Teri Baho Me Soye Rehnge
Tere Khyalo Me Khoye Rahnge
Kbi Gaur Se Meri Anko Me Dekho
Meri Jaan Tumhara Hi Chehra Chupa H.
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
फिर एक सिगरेट जला रहा हुँ
फिर एक तिली बुजा रहा हुँ
:
तेरी नजर मे ये एक गुनाह है
मै तो तेरी यादेँ भुला रहा हुँ
:
समझना मत इसको मेरी आदत
मै तो बस धुआँ ऊडा रहा हुँ
:
ये तेरी यादोँ के सिलसिले हैँ
मै तेरी यादे जला रहा हुँ
:
मै पीकर इतना बहक चुका हुँ
के गम के किस्से सुना रहा हुँ
और पिला रहा हुँ
:
है मेरी आँखेँ तो आज नम
मगर मै सबको हँसा रहा हुँ
:
खोकर अपनी जिन्दगी मेँ
अपने बे-तन्हा प्यार को भुला रहा हुँ
:
एक सिगरेट की शमां के बहाने
मै अपने आप को जला रहा हुँ!
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
Swaal kuch Bhi ho......
Jawab tum hi ho.......
↓↓↓↓
Raasta koi Bhi ho.......
Manzil tum hi ho.....,.
↓↓↓↓ Dukh kitna ho.....
Khushi tum hi ho........
↓↓↓↓
Armaam kitne B ho...
Aarzoo tum hi ho....
↓↓↓↓
Gussa kitna Bhi ho....
Pyaar tum hi ho.........
↓↓↓↓
Khawab kitne Bhi ho....
Usme tum hi ho.....
↓↓↓↓
Bas tum hi ho.....
Meri Aashaqi ab tu hi ho....,,,!
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keemat kya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar To aankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dil lagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meri wafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Ko samajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Fir pana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Main laga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Main laut Na Pauga.
Jindgi me her kisi ko pyar hota nahi,
.
Jise hota hai vo sota nahi.
.
Pyar ko dekhne ke najriye sabke alag - alag hote hai,
.
Per jo dikta hai vo hakikat me hota nahi.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ki....,
ey Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
~~~Cute Story~~~~
7 - 8 SaaL Ke
LadKa LadKi KheL Rahe The..
LadKi BoLi ChaLo "MaiN ChhuP JaaTi hooN...
AgaR TooNe MuJhe DhooNdh LiYa tO huM Bade hoKaR AaPas MeiN Shaadi KaRenGe"...
LadKa BoLa- "PaR AgaR MaiN
NahI DhooNdh PaaYa tO " ??
LadKi BadI MasoomiyaT se BoLi -
"Oye PaGaL PLEASE AiSa MaT BoL".......
MaiN Pass Usi
Darwaje Ke Pichhe ChhiPunGi.....
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.