True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisik
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazark samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai....
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare vai fai me password nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun.
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
LOVE STORY.....
EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
A TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WIN,
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
A cute LOVE STORY...!
♥
There was a boy whø daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
♥
...1 day he died,
♥
still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
♥
She was shøcked she asked the floweriest,
♥
she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
♥
Sø…
Love someone such that it remains forever…♥
Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.
She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayeejaati hay,
Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayeejaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,
Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu.
Girl: Na
Boy: Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho.
Girl: Na
Boy: Aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Na
Ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga.
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khubsurt ho.
Main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hu.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
Dooriyon se farak nahi padta,
Baat to ddilon ke nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuch khaas logon se hoti hai,
Warna mulaqat to na jaane roz kitne logon se hoti hai…
Teri yaad se rista kal bhi tha,
Teri yaad se rista aaj bhi hai,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha,
Dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,
Jo Pyaar Hum Tum Karte The,
Wo Pyaar To Zinda Aaj Bhi Hai,
Hum Bichad Gaye Is Doori mein,
Tum Door Ho Majburi Mein,
Kabhi Waqt Mile To Chali Aana,
Khula Dil ka Darwaza Aaj Bhi Hai,
Na Sataao.,....
Na Tadpaao....
NA Mehfil Mein Yu Tanha
Chhodo,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Kal Bhi They,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Aaj Bhi Hai !
♥By- OR Dhandhal karal
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
kuch ghum k geet sunane hai
kuch raaz hai jo btlany hai
kuch dil ko yaar behlana hai
kuch zakhm hai jo dikhlaney hai
kuch dil se yaden dhoni hai
kuch naaty naye bnany hai
jo shair likhy hai teri furqat main
kuch shair tumhaen wo sunany hai
kuch dard sunany hai dil k
kuch pyar ki baten krni hai
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai