Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS.
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
.
Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch
karoge?
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Boy : No.
... .
Gal : waha tum mera hathpakdoge?
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Boy : No.
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Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
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Boy : no..!!
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Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni
behen k sath hi
chale jao na..!!
hahah :
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Abhi shukla
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare vai fai me password nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun.
Mere Hato Ko Apne Hato Me Tham K Usne Pucha
Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse?
Hum Chup The
Usne Fir Pucha Kya Mai Tume Pasand Nahi?
Hum Kuch Na Keh Sake
Usne Pucha Zindagi Bitaoge Mere Sath?
Humne Ankhe Jhukali
Usne Kaha Mere Sukh Dukh Me Hamesha Sath Rahoge?
Hamari Ankho Me Ansu The
Wo Hamara Chehra Utha K Dekha To Hairan Hogaya Aur Pucha Ankho Me Ansu Kyu?
Humne Kaha Pyar Karnewalo Ko Agar Ye Sab Puchna Pade To Pyar Kaisa
Pyar To Rooh Se Hota Hai
Ankho Me Pada Jata Hai
Aur Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai!!
Uski doli uthi mera janaza utha. Phool us par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the. Mehfil udhar b thi log idhar b the unke hasna idhar rona. yahan sahelya uski b thi dost mere bhi the qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha. Wo saj ke gai mujhe sajaya gya wo uth k gayi mujhe uthaya gya fark sirf itna tha use apnaya gya mujhe dafnaya gya.
STORY: ek 14 saal k ladke ko,
10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
Photo raste me mili,
Or us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
Uska us ladki ke liye pyar
Dhire dhire badhane lga..
Wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga..
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko,
Kabhi nhi paa saka..
Kuch saalo baad..
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha or
Puchha "tumhe ye photo kaha se mila?"
Ladke ne puchha"kyu?"
Ladki ne kaha:
"Mera photo kho gya tha,
Jb me 10 saal ki thi".
SACHA PYAR Kbhi B FAIL NAI HOTA...
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
True Love Story....
Ek Ladka Apni G.f Se Milne
Daily Park M Jta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Pahle Pahucti Thi Aur
Ldka Hmesha Late Pahucta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Ne Kvi Use Kuch Nhi Kha.
Ek Din Ldki Park M Nhi Aai Toh Ldka
Uske Ghr Chala Gya Waha Jakar
Use Pata Chala Ki Ldki Ko Blood Cancer H
Aur Vo Wahi Gir Gir Kar Rone Lga Aur,
Isi Dukh Me Wo Sucide Kr Liya Aur
Ek Note Chor Gya
TUM HAMESA JALDI AATI THI AUR
MERA WAIT KRTI THI LEKIN,AAJ MAI
JALDI JA RHA HU AUR TUMARA WAIT KARUNGA.
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
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na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
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Naveen love
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..