Cute Story
A middle class boy asks His high class Girlfriend : "If i go very poor,will you Accept me?"
Girl hugs him and says I am always with you......
Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ?
Girl kissed the boy and says, "I am sure that would be you.."
Teri yaad se rista kal bhi tha,
Teri yaad se rista aaj bhi hai,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha,
Dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,
Jo Pyaar Hum Tum Karte The,
Wo Pyaar To Zinda Aaj Bhi Hai,
Hum Bichad Gaye Is Doori mein,
Tum Door Ho Majburi Mein,
Kabhi Waqt Mile To Chali Aana,
Khula Dil ka Darwaza Aaj Bhi Hai,
Na Sataao.,....
Na Tadpaao....
NA Mehfil Mein Yu Tanha
Chhodo,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Kal Bhi They,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Aaj Bhi Hai !
♥By- OR Dhandhal karal
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.:
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
Tum Raat Din Muje Sochte Ho
Kaho Na Kaho Hume Sab Pata He
Karu Kya Muje Tum Batate Nhi Ho
Chupate Ho Mujse Tumhari Khata He
Meri Bekarari Ko Hadse Badhana
Tume Khub Aata H Baate Banana
Bekarar Krke Mera Chain Lena
Sata Ke Mohbt Me Dard Dena
Dekhkar Muje Palke Jhukana
Shararat Nhi H To Fir Kya H
Tume Nind Ayegi Ab Na Mere Bin
Muje H Yakin Aisa Ayega 1 Din
Teri Baho Me Soye Rehnge
Tere Khyalo Me Khoye Rahnge
Kbi Gaur Se Meri Anko Me Dekho
Meri Jaan Tumhara Hi Chehra Chupa H.
Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti
Hai
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa
Lagti Hai ..
Tarap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa
Lagti Hai ..
Agar Ummeed-E-Wafa Karun To Kis Se
Karun
Mujh Ko Toh
Meri Zindagi Bhi Be-Wafa Lagti Hai ..
Ek ledka 4 shal ek ledki ko bol na paya i love u aur ek din bola per ledki ne kaha soory tumne kehene me der kardi,friends pyar kya kehena aur pane ko kehete hen nei na led ka bola der mene kia to bhugtu v me tere ishq me tadpun v me, der to kardia mene per chal tere liye ek janam aur intezar karlun v me. I love u sweet heart.
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
.
.
Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
.
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.
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
.
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl’s parents weren’t
too happy.
So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter’s hand.
But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love,
“Will you marry me?” She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days
after he left, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she
knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once
lovely face was now disfigured.
She cried as she saw herself in
the mirror. “Yesterday, I was
beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.”
Her body was also covered with
so many ugly wounds.
Right there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn’t want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again.
For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn’t
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn’t return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother
walked into her room and
announced, “He’s back from the
war.”
The girl shouted, “No! Please
don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell
him I’m here!”
The mother said, “He’s getting
married,” and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl’s heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now.
With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it!
Confused, she asked, “What is
this?”
That was when the young man
entered her room with a
bouquet of flowers. He knelt
beside her and asked, “Will you
marry me?”
The girl covered her face with
her hands and said, “I’m ugly!”
The man said, “Without your
permission, your mother sent me
your photos. When I saw your
photos, I realized that nothing
has changed. You’re still the
person I fell in love. You’re still as
beautiful as ever. Because I love ♥...
True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
1 LADKA or LADKi
Ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad kismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Pichhe
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichhe.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Pichhe,
Main Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Pichhe,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek aur JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
Sweet
: Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
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Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
.
MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
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Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
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MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
*Nitesh *
♣TUM HI HO SANAM♣
मेरे लिए मेरी दुनिया हो तुम,
छु के जो गुजर गये वो हवा हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो माँगी वो दुआ हो तुम,
जो मैने महसुस कि वो अहसास हो तुम,
♥
मेरी नजर की तलाश हो तुम,
मेरी जिन्दगी का करार हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो चाहा वो प्यार हो तुम,
मेरे इन्तजार की राहत हो तुम,
♥
दिल कि चाहत हो तुम,
तुम हो तो है दुनिया मैरी,
कैसे कहुँ के सिर्फ प्यार नही,
मेरी जान हो तुम.....!!
♥ I MISS U DEAR ♥