1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi seja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larkyko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi MeTume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car seTakrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu UsMobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likhatha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi MeMar jaun ga”
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Abhi shukla
'EK andhi ladki thi jise sabne thukraya...
siway uske dost ke, wo use bahut like karta tha...
ladki roz kehti thi agar me tumhe dekh sakti
to tumhi se shadi karti 1din kisi ne
us ladki ko aankhen donate ki jab ladki ne
dost ko dekha to wo andha tha
dost ne pucha 'kya tum ab mujhse shadi karogi?
To ladki ne inkar kar diya...
ladka chupke se muskuraya, aur usko 1 letter
dekar uski life se chala gaya..
Usme likha tha."PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
LOVE STORY.....
EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KABHI BHI FAIL NAHI HOTA...
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
.
.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom
Tere Hone Par Bhi Khud Ko Tanhaa Samjhoon.
Main Be-Wafa Hoon, Ya Tujh Ko Be-Wafa Samjhoon.?
Teri Be-Rukhi Se Waqt To Guzar Gaya Hai Mera.
Yeh Khud Daari Hai, Ya Teri Adaa Samjhoon.
Tere Baad Kya Haal Huwa Hai Mera..
Yeh Teri Inaayat Hai, Ya Sazaa Samjhoon.
Zakham Dete Ho Aur Marham Bhi Lagaate Ho",
Yeh Teri Aadat Hai, Yaa Adaa Samjhoo.
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi...!!
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.
She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!
Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Koyla: Malik ke biwi se pyaar.
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
K.k
Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya