Sad story-Ek dal pr ek tota aur ek maina rhte the. Ek din maina ne tote se pucha- Tm mjhe chor to nhi doge?Tota - nhi.Ek din jor se tufan aya aur tote ne maina se kha - tum ud jao. " apna khayal rkhana khkr maina ud gai. Tufan thamne k bad us ped pr ja kr dekha . Tota mr chuka tha aur ek dal pr likha tha" agr vo ek bar bhi ye khati kh mai tumhare bina nhi jaugi to mai tufan ane se phle n mrta"
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,
Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.
Ye dil tujhe itna chahta kyu hai.....
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai.....
Tu kitna bhi mujhse khafa ho.....
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai.....
U to hai bahut duriya tere mere bich.....
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai.....
Teri yaad main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri.....
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai...;(
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon...
Read This..
One Day A Boy Asked His Girlfriend
2 Marry Her The Gal Gave Him A Challenge
To Live A Day With Out Her
Only Them She Will Marry Him
No Communication Was There For 24hours
The Boy Dont Know That The
Gal Has Only 24 Hours Life Left.
Becoz She Was Il After 24 Hrs
The Boy Went To The Gals
House Holding A Ring He Was Shocked To
Know That She Was Dead
She Left A Letter For Him Saying U DID IT
AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME
dO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVe.
Love story
Dono ko pyar tha dono se...
Jamane se darte rehete the dono??????
Aapne kahin na rooth jayne.....
Isi waja se dur jane ki kasam khaliye donone....
Kuch shal wad
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Ledka ledki dekhne geya to
pata chala ledki us ki masuka hi thi.
1 LADKA or LADKi
Ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad kismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Pichhe
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichhe.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Pichhe,
Main Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Pichhe,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek aur JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Ladki Janaza Dekhkar
Muskurane Lagi,
To,
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha Beti Jawan Maut Par Nahi Muskurate...??
Ladki Ansu Ponch kr Boli,
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA,
JAB BHI MILENGE MUSKURA KAR MILENGE...
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
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M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
Manzile Bhi Us ki Thi Aur Rasta Bhi Usi Ka
Tha Aik Main Akehla Tha Kafila Bhi Usi Ka Tha.
Saath Saath Chalney ki Such Bhi Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalney ka Feslah Bhi Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akehla Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Khuda Bhi Usi Ka Tha ?
TO KHUDA BOLA--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka.....?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Tera Tha....
1 story -kal mere g.f ka birthday tha aur oo mujhse gift me ring jahte the aur mai unse sadi karna chata tha aur kal subha mai ne unko gift me 1 mobile diaa per tab mere g.f ne usko fek diaa usne kaha mujko ring chaheye mobile nahi tab mai road per gya hum ko chort lag gaye aur mai ohe maar gya tab mere g.f aaye bole huye sumit usne mera gift v liye tha usme phoneme call aaya to usme ringtone tha "hey megha u have a poket my ring"tab mere g.f rone lage.
Djsumit
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keemat kya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar To aankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dil lagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meri wafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Ko samajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Fir pana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Main laga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Main laut Na Pauga.
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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agree karte ho to thoko like...
मौत के पास भी जाकर देखा है,
मैने भी दिल लगा कर देखा है!
चाँद को लोग दुर से देखते है,
मैने चाँद को पास बुला कार देखा है!
इश्क की किमत पुँछ लो मुझसे,
मैने घर तक लुटा कर देखा है!
प्यार तो भीख मेँ भी मिल जाता है,
मैने तो दामन को भी फैला कर देखा है!
एक शंक्स है जो भुलता नही मुझसे...
मैने सारी दुनियाँ को भुला कर देखा है...!OR!
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
GirL ATM Pe SANTA Se.
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Girl : BHAIYYA Mujhe Apna BALANCE
Check Karna Hai...
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Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
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SANTA Use Ek Zor Ki LAAT Maarta Hai
Aur
Ladki Gir Jaati Hai..
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SANTA : Tera BALANCE To Bahot
Kharab Hai.. LOLZ
BY-rahul