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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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