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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Genius is born-not paid

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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