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  • हँसना और हँसाना कोशिश है मेरी;
    हर कोई खुश रहे यह चाहत है मेरी;
    भले ही कोई मुझे याद करे या ना करे;
    हर अपने को याद करना आदत है मेरी।
    सुप्रभात! :pray_tone2::pray_tone2::pray_tone2:
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  • Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . After sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!
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  • Facebook Aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,, ........... ............. ........... ............... ........... .................... ........... Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....
  • 10 years ago



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  • लोग फ्री का Wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया :smile::heart::smile:
  • 10 years ago



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  • ye baat sunke mere haatho se Gol Gappa hi gir gaya . .. ... jab gol gappe wale ne kaha Plz give ur feedback on our facebook page.
  • 10 years ago



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  • कहतें हैं कि मोहबत एक बार होती है..पर मैं जब जब उसे देखता हूँ..मुझे हर बार होती है॥
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din Maine Us Se
    Puchha, Mai Kaha Hu..!!
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    Usne Kha:
    Mere Dil Me
    Meri Jaan Me Ho Tum
    Meri Saans Me Ho Tum
    Meri Aas Me Ho Tum
    Meri Dil Ki Dharkan Ho Tum..!!
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    Fir Maine Puchha
    Kha Nahi Hu Mai..!!
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    Wo Najrein Jhuka Ke Boli,
    Bas Meri Kismat Me Nahi Ho Tum:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



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  • Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho
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    Gf: Aise Hi
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    Me: To Install Karo Na!
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    Gf: Ek Shart Par..
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    Me: Kya?
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    Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka
    password Bataoge..!
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    *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
  • 10 years ago



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  • A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting? Girl says, "A bus". Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!! ����
  • 10 years ago



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  • Question For Gals :
    if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer?
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS , New Whatsapp Status
  • If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



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  • अब उन लोगो को टेंशन शुरू
    हो जायेगा जिन्होंने कहा था की ...
    " पैसे दिवाली के बाद दे दूंगा " :-P:smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook
  • 10 years ago



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  • FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez (1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi.. (2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de.. (3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna (4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.. (5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar.. . (6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
  • 10 years ago



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  • вιn υnĸe Zιndagι мe ĸoι ĸнυѕнι Naнι...
    wo Naнι тo Laвo Pe мere нanѕι Naнι...
    na ѕaмjнe Agar Wo тo нυм ĸya ĸare...
    ιѕѕ Dιl мe υnĸe ѕιwa ĸιѕι Aυr
    ĸι Jagaн Naнι...:smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • “रिश्ता” दिल :heart:से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,.....
    “नाराजगी” शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल:heart: में नहीं!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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    Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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    Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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    Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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    Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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    Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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    Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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    Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

    AGREE Hit LIKE
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS