हँसना और हँसाना कोशिश है मेरी; हर कोई खुश रहे यह चाहत है मेरी; भले ही कोई मुझे याद करे या ना करे; हर अपने को याद करना आदत है मेरी। सुप्रभात! :pray_tone2::pray_tone2::pray_tone2:
Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....
Ek Din Maine Us Se Puchha, Mai Kaha Hu..!! . Usne Kha: Mere Dil Me Meri Jaan Me Ho Tum Meri Saans Me Ho Tum Meri Aas Me Ho Tum Meri Dil Ki Dharkan Ho Tum..!! . . Fir Maine Puchha Kha Nahi Hu Mai..!! . . Wo Najrein Jhuka Ke Boli, Bas Meri Kismat Me Nahi Ho Tum:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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Question For Gals : if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai.. . . . Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai . Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai . Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu... . . . . . Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai . . Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai . Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya... . Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina