Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
AalaHazrat Ka Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai, Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai , Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo, Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,? Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:
Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho,
dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho,
pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na.
Kyo ye duniya chhod
fb par duniya bnate ho.
Vo JAVANI Bhi Kya Jisame Hum JAVAN Na Ho, vo DIVANGI Bhi Kya Jisme Hum DIVANE Na Ho, vo DOSTANA Bhi Kya Jisme Humari DOSTI Ka Jikra Na Ho, vo DUAA Bhi Kya Jisme AAP Or HUM Shamil Na Ho.!! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. :smile::smile::smile::smile: Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment
Question For Gals : if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
*Timeline* G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All. G2- Wow Babes. *inbox* G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...? G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath. :dancer::dancer::dancer::dancer:
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi hame tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale... aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud hi Bhatakta Hai... qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:
जब भी कभी गुजरा है छु कर दामन तुम्हारा, खुशबू अजब सी तैरी है तब तब इन फिजाओ में। राही जो चल रहे थे राहो में ढूंढते मंजिल, मंजिल से भटक कर गम से हो गए बहारो में।:smile::smile::smile:
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile: