A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???
Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-14.
All guys left group.
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Grlz status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikla"
cmnts by guys.
1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi
2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote
4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h
5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu
Guys status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikali"
cmnts by close frnd
1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he
2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai??
4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga
5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de
"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
New Generation Boys:sunglasses: . Facebook Last Seen 8 Sec Ago . Whatsapp Last Seen 4 Sec Ago . . . . . But . . . . . Textbook Last Seen 8 Months Ago thoko Like :smiley::smile::smiley:
Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey Wahi H Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas
Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar
Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi
Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka
Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har
Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar
Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi
Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti
Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab
Haal Hota Hai,
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit