Facebook SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Nayi Nayi Frndship:couple: Hui Facebook Pe...numbers Exchange Hue... PHIR..,

Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...??
Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon...
Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...??
Boy:30/40 Baar...
Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...??
Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main
"HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Tags : Facebook SMS

New Facebook Smiley Codes for Chat Code For Facebook Smileys [[f9.laugh]] [[f9.sad]] [[f9.angry]] [[f9.sleepy]] [[f9.shock]] [[f9.kiss]] [[f9.inlove]] [[f9.pizza]] [[f9.coffee]] [[f9.rain]][[f9.bomb]] [[f9.sun]] [[f9.heart]] [[f9.heartbreak ]] [[f9.doctor]] [[f9.ghost]] [[f9.brb]] [[f9.wine]] [[f9.gift]] [[f9.adore]] [[f9.angel]] [[f9.baloons]] [[f9.bowl]] [[f9.cake]] [[f9.callme]] [[f9.clap]] [[f9.confused]] [[f9.curllip]] [[f9.devilface] ] [[f9.lying]]

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A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.

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Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

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FACEBOOK Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai..... . . . . . . . InterNet,InterNet AND INTERNET..!!

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Grlz status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikla" cmnts by guys. 1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi 2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan 3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote 4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h 5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu Guys status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikali" cmnts by close frnd 1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he 2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai?? 4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga 5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

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हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ Msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!:heart::heart::heart:

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Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar
Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar
Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost,
Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:

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Fact..about Girls.:dancer:.
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Facebook Par 90% Girls:dancer: Aisi H...
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Jo Mahine Me Sirf Ek Bar 5 Rs Ka Net
pack Dalwati H...
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Aur Bhav Khati H...5000 Ke...
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Boys:construction_worker: Thoko Like

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अगर आप अपने दिमाग की जांच करना चाहते हैं, तो ये
उपाय अपनाएं:
एक गाय:cow2: के सामने खड़े हो जाएं..
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अगर गाय:cow2: आपके पास आती है, तो समझ लेना कि दिमाग में
भूसा:ear_of_rice: है!
अगर दूर चली जाए...
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तो समझ लेना कि खाली है!

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Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai,
dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai,
Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho,
hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai

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Lagta Hai Aj Sub Princess, Cute,
Angle, Innocent, Dazzling, Pariyan
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abi Tak Bartan Dho Rai Hain
koi Nazar Nahi Aa Rahi H.. :smile::smile::smile:

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Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी
अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो,
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संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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Fact=- . . Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend Requests Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mehsoos Karti Hai...!

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SuBaH:sparkler: LiKHuNGa
SHaaM LiKHuNGaa
HaR-DiN TeRa
NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..
Wo KaLaM":pen_ballpoint: BHi
DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi
JiS "KaLaM-Se
TeRa NaaM
"LiKHuNGaa..!!

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Facebook pe ladki se pyar ka mtlb.. :p . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . boys ki feelings k saath samuhik balatkaar... :p :O :D :D

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Tere Jane Ke Baad Koi
Sahara
Bi To Nahi,

Tujhe Kabhi Tanhai Me Pukara Bi To Nahi.

Bewafa Tujhe Hum Aaj Bhi Chahte Hain.

Magar Phir Bi Tu Hmara To Nahi...:astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished:

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