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FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez (1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi.. (2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de.. (3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna (4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.. (5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar.. . (6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.

10 years ago

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!! To avoid so many Friend requests... / / / Kindly put ur original images on ur Facebook profiles ;)

10 years ago

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KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
:grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:

10 years ago

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मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और
बोली:
"अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत
डाला करो..."
मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
वो बोली:
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"लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone:
गन्दा हो जाता है..."

10 years ago

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AalaHazrat Ka
Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai,
Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai
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Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo,
Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,?
Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:

10 years ago

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Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan:smiley: Hi Kafi Hai,
dil :heart_eyes:main Bas Ek Tamanna Hi Kafi Hai,
Tamanna Hai Ye Ki Aap Sada Kush Raho,
hamen Yaad Rakhna Ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hai

10 years ago

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A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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:grimacing::grimacing:8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.:smile::smile:
;->;->;->;->;->

10 years ago

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I want to make a Facebook account . . And the name will be NoBody So when I see stupid scrap people post, I can Like it... And it will say Nobody Likes This....

10 years ago

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Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK Pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

10 years ago

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तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें
इन्सानों को पहचानने की...!
यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से
सब नकाब बदलते हैं...!
मेरे बारे मे कोइ राय
मत बनाना गालिब,
मेरा वक्त भी बदलेगा,
और तेरी राय भी ।:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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अब उन लोगो को टेंशन शुरू
हो जायेगा जिन्होंने कहा था की ...
" पैसे दिवाली के बाद दे दूंगा " :-P:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Attitude Of Young Generation They Luve “Facebook” But They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)

10 years ago

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Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho, dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho, pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na. Kyo ye duniya chhod fb par duniya bnate ho.

10 years ago

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FACEBOOK Like Sms Status
Life Is Much Like Facebook
Pepole Will Like Your Problams
& Comment But No One Solve Them,
Because Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own
:birthday::heart::birthday:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Independence Day Ke
liye.
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Indian Flag:flag_in: Lene Gayi.. ..
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Flag Dekhkar Ladki:dancer: Ne Kuch Kaha..
Jise Sunkar Dukaanwala Behosh Ho Gaya. . . . .
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Gusse What Did Ladki Say. . ??
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Issme Aur Colour Dikhaao. . . ! !

10 years ago

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Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी
अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो,
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संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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In The Past,
When You Were Angry With Someone
You Argued With Them.
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Now,
You Just Delete Them Off Facebook
And Block !!
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting? Girl says, "A bus". Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!! ��

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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