Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
Ek Din Maine Us Se Puchha, Mai Kaha Hu..!! . Usne Kha: Mere Dil Me Meri Jaan Me Ho Tum Meri Saans Me Ho Tum Meri Aas Me Ho Tum Meri Dil Ki Dharkan Ho Tum..!! . . Fir Maine Puchha Kha Nahi Hu Mai..!! . . Wo Najrein Jhuka Ke Boli, Bas Meri Kismat Me Nahi Ho Tum:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया ओर बोली अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,, मेनै पुछा Kyu.. वो बोली Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
Lagadi Baby Tu Sayani Name Hai Teena Ya Fir tani mera Dil Ho Gaya Pani jabse Dekha Hai Tujko rani lagdi Hai Shakal Se Tu nani tune Khabar Na Meri Jani ab To Batade Teri kahani khul Gayi Hai Teri Jawani Ye Ye:slight_smile::smiley::smile:
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???
Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-14.
All guys left group.
Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost, Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken:
"jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le, fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh." :sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum
"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता, आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता, लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते, नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"
Faqeer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do
Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka
Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.