Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
I Want To Make A
Facebook Account
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And The Name Will Be
Nobody
So When I See Stupid
Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It...
And It Will Say
Nobody Likes This....
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
Paste blank Status on Facebook
For single line Blank Status
Copy below codes into your status
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Note:- the text is like @[0:0:space]
Dont write space where ihave writen space rather press spacebar.
For MultiLine Blank Status :
Paste as shown below inyour staus.
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"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas
Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar
Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi
Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka
Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har
Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar
Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi
Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti
Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab
Haal Hota Hai,
There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile. But Girls Maintain Two. . . . . . . . . . One- The Regular Chat Box and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे .. नजर क्यूं रखती है … मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं रखती है …:heartbeat::grinning::heartbeat::grinning:
Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai