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  • Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:(( & When a Girl Posts the Same Joke, She gets (60 likes), (35 frnd requests), (20 Private Msg) & (80 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke was....:))
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • अच्छा हुआ जो तुमने,
    तोड़ दिया गुस्ताख दिल को,
    कमबख्त मुझसे ज़्यादा,
    तुझसे प्यार करता था .:smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
    क्योँकि
    दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
    पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
    :smiley::grinning::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • I Want To Make A Facebook Account . . And The Name Will Be Nobody So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post, I Can Like It... And It Will Say Nobody Likes This....
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai=)) =))
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko ,
    chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko ,
    tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye,
    dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko.
    :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre,
    Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye.
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    Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke
    requist Se Bhar Jaaye.:smile::smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

    Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

    Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

    Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

    #Blocked��
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • अजीब किस्सा है जिन्दगी का,अजनबी हाल पूछ रहे हैं…. और अपनो को खबर तक नहीं।
    :smile::smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Paste blank Status on Facebook For single line Blank Status Copy below codes into your status @[0:0: ] Note:- the text is like @[0:0:space] Dont write space where ihave writen space rather press spacebar. For MultiLine Blank Status : Paste as shown below inyour staus. @[0:0: ] @[0:0: ] @[0:0: ] @[0:0: ] Note there is space after 0:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • "unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi,
    wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi,
    kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka ,
    wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki
    dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
    "Wife Chahiye "
    2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
    Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
    Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai, Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai, Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai, Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna, Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai, Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez, Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile.
    But Girls Maintain Two.
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    One- The Regular Chat Box
    and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे ..
    नजर क्यूं
    रखती है …
    मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं
    रखती है …:heartbeat::grinning::heartbeat::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • लोग फ्री का Wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया :smile::heart::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • मिले तो हजारो लोग थे, ज़िन्दगी में; पर वो सब से अलग थी, जो किस्मत में नहीं थी!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Ek Admi ki wife mar gai Dost usko chup karane k Bad-tuje kuch chahiye? Admi-jaldi laptop le aa Dost - Kyu? Admi - facebok pe status Chnge kark single krna hai
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS