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A Boy To Girl:- Kab Milogi Or Kaha Dogi....???? Girl:- Kaha Or Kya Loge..??? . . . . . . . . Boy:- Facebook Pr Or Physics And Chemistry K Notes...

10 years ago

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नज़र और नसीब का
कुछ ऐसा इत्तफाक हैं
कि
नज़र को अक्सर वही
चीज़ पसंद आती हैं
जो नसीब में नहीं होती

और
नसीब में लिखी चीज़
अक्सर नज़र नहीं आती है.!!.:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Tera Friendlist Se Remove Karna..
Tere Mutual Friends Ka Rukh Modna..
Tera Palat Ke Fir Request Na Bhejana..
Nahi Maf Karunga Mai..
Jab Tak Hai Jaan.... Jab Tak Hai
jaan......
inbox Me Tere Bedhadak Msg:envelope: Karne
se...
Batbat Pe Bewajha Tere Offline Hone
se...
Choti Choti Teri Replies Se...
Mohabbat Karunga Me...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Daily need of 2012 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

10 years ago

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Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
#'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"

10 years ago

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Grlz status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikla" cmnts by guys. 1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi 2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan 3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote 4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h 5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu Guys status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikali" cmnts by close frnd 1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he 2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai?? 4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga 5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de

10 years ago

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"jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H,
mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le,
fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh."
:sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:

10 years ago

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अब डर लगता है मुझे उन लोगो से…जो कहते है, “मेरा यक़ीन तो करो”!:smile::smiley::smile:

10 years ago

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You know the meaning of facebook? F=fact A=A C=Canteen which is E=Exclamation and B=bad O=of O=one K=kind Book mean (one kind of bad work) Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)

10 years ago

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Ghamandi Ladkiya:dancer: Mujhse Dur Rhe Kyoki

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akar Mi Sahta Nhi,
or
bhav Mi Deta Nhi. B-)

10 years ago

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Aawe Yaad Teri Akh Bhar Jawe
Tu Banke Hunju Rud Jana
Har Supne Vich Mere Naal Challen
Fir Adh Vichkare Mud Jana
Dss Sajna Ki Aa Dosh Sada
Eh Jo Tu Sajawan De Rhya
Kar Vaade Sajna Umran De
Sanu Chadd Ke Kallyan Tur Jana :smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Facebook Ek Mandir Hai
Page Ek Murti Hai Status Prasad Hai
status Update Karne Wala Pujari Hai
status Padhne Wala Bhagthai
status Padhke"LIKE" Na Kare....
Wo Mandir K Baharbaitha BIKHARI
Hai
:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

10 years ago

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Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

#Blocked��

10 years ago

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"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi,
wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi,
kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka ,
wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki
dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey
Wahi H
Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or
Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka
Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Facebook Aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,, ........... ............. ........... ............... ........... .................... ........... Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....

10 years ago

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फेसबुक सार ...
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पोस्ट करते जाओ लाइक और कमेन्ट की चिंता मत करो ।।
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क्योंकि अगर तुम लोग कंजूस हो तो हम भी कम ढीट नही :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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