"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता, आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता, लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते, नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
Please Comment
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
SuBaH:sparkler: LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM":pen_ballpoint: BHi DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi JiS "KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile:
FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. :smile::smile::smile::smile: Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai.. . . . Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai . Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai . Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu... . . . . . Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai . . Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai . Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya... . Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina
आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो . . मगर बाजु से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की:dancer: को देखने के लिये . वो टाइम :alarm_clock:निकाल ही लेता है... . . इसे बोलते है इंसानियत:relaxed::relaxed:
Facebook Ek Mandir Hai Page Ek Murti Hai Status Prasad Hai status Update Karne Wala Pujari Hai status Padhne Wala Bhagthai status Padhke"LIKE" Na Kare.... Wo Mandir K Baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai :smile::smile::smile::smile:
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
...
Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Chhu Le Aasman Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar Jee Le Zindagi Khushi Ki Talash Na Kar Taqdeer Badal Jaegi Khud Hi Mere Dost, Bus Muskurana Seekh Le Wajah Ki Talash Na Kar...:chicken::chicken::chicken: