Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
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Har Koi Mhbt Me Fana Nhi Hota, Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah Nhi Hota, Log Puchte Hai Tum Kitna Chahte Ho, O Kya Jane Pyar Lafzo Me Bayan Nhi Hota...!:smile::smiley::smile:
KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA, KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA, MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI, MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA. :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
कालेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???
Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-14.
All guys left group.
Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon, Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon, Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam, Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:
Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai, Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai, Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta, Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile: