Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile:
Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega ••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी ............. लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ........... #'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..
dekna math bhulna.
Grlz status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikla"
cmnts by guys.
1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi
2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote
4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h
5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu
Guys status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikali"
cmnts by close frnd
1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he
2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai??
4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga
5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de
Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho,
dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho,
pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na.
Kyo ye duniya chhod
fb par duniya bnate ho.
Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem . . Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka Love marriage Na Kar Le . . . . . Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan ADD Bhi nahi karti. . .. .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA, KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA, MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI, MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA. :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. :smile::smile::smile::smile: Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment
इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है, सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है, रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए, और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!
Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai.. . . . Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai . Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai . Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu... . . . . . Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai . . Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai . Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya... . Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: