Vo JAVANI Bhi Kya Jisame Hum JAVAN Na Ho, vo DIVANGI Bhi Kya Jisme Hum DIVANE Na Ho, vo DOSTANA Bhi Kya Jisme Humari DOSTI Ka Jikra Na Ho, vo DUAA Bhi Kya Jisme AAP Or HUM Shamil Na Ho.!! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया ओर बोली अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,, मेनै पुछा Kyu.. वो बोली Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas
Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar
Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi
Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka
Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har
Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar
Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi
Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti
Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab
Haal Hota Hai,
Kaash Aik Din Aap Asman Per So Jayein,Sitare Aap Ka Bichona Ho,Chand Aap Ka Takya Ho,Raat Aap Ko Chadar Ho,AurSubah Suraj Aik Laat Maare Aur Kahe"Uth Ja O Nalayak Apne Ghar Ja". :smiley::smiley::grinning:
Grlz status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikla"
cmnts by guys.
1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi
2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote
4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h
5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu
Guys status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikali"
cmnts by close frnd
1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he
2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai??
4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga
5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de
Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली , Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख, मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile: