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  • Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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    Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
    hi Bade App Hain"
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    Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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    Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
    messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
    Take My Number"
    :smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • लोग फ्री का Wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया :smile::heart::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
    ••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
    लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
    #'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
    क्योँकि
    दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
    पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
    :smiley::grinning::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Up coming movies 1. Jab we chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend 4. 7 gaali maaf 5. Hum like kar chuke sanam 6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single 7. meine poke q kiya 8. mere brother ki profile.. dekna math bhulna.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Grlz status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikla" cmnts by guys. 1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi 2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan 3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote 4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h 5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu Guys status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikali" cmnts by close frnd 1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he 2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai?? 4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga 5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho, dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho, pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na. Kyo ye duniya chhod fb par duniya bnate ho.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem
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    Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka
    Love
    marriage Na Kar Le
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    Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan
    ADD Bhi
    nahi
    karti.
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    ..
    .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Dear Girls ^^ . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agar facebook pe Boys ko add ni krna hota to ap log fb use krti kyu ho..??? :/ :p
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girl: wht is ur job Boy: im in admin dept Girl: which company Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka admin hun aur kya chahiye :-P
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
    KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
    MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
    MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
    :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho
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    Gf: Aise Hi
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    Me: To Install Karo Na!
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    Gf: Ek Shart Par..
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    Me: Kya?
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    Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka
    password Bataoge..!
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    *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
    Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE
    Krna,
    Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE
    Kehna,
    Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME
    Kehna,
    Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
    Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K
    Selection Karna.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile:
    Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
    Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni
    PROFILE Or,
    Chat Ki Yadain.
    Please Comment
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है,
    सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है,
    रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए,
    और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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    Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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    Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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    Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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    Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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    Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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    Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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    Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

    AGREE Hit LIKE
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
    Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
    Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
    :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten,
    tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten,
    Nahi Bhulunga Me,
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
    Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
    Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
    Nahi Bhulunga Me,
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS